OSCAR WORTHY: TheScript Awards 7 Looks & Locations

The Oscars. They’re happening right now. Go ahead, turn on the TV. (We’ll wait.)

TheTake is not a part of the Academy, yet. But if we were, well, we would change things. First, we would give Oscar some hair. (Think James Dean in Rebel Without a Cause.) Second, we would add some new categories and award some very deserving winners. So without further ado, here are your 2014 winners . . . according to TheTake.

Stand Out Performance by a Red Dress: Emma Stone in Gangster Squad

Emma Stone in Gangster Squad

Best Leading Crew Neck Sweater: Leonardo Dicaprio in The Great Gatsby

Leonardo Dicaprio in The Great Gatsby

Best Use of Leather in a Supporting Role: Amy Adams in American Hustle

American Hustle Amy Adams

Best Performance by a Mansion: Centennial Park (Australia) in The Great Gatsby

The Great Gatsby Mansion

Stand Out Performance by Stubble: George Clooney in Gravity

George Clooney in Gravity

Best Supporting Role as a Countryside: Iceland in The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

Iceland in Walter Mitty

Best Six Shift in a Car Chase Scene: 1969 Dodge Charger in Fast and Furious 6

1969 Dodge Charger Daytona - Fast 6

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