White Mink Boy Shorts and Red Devils Amid Pink Christmas Trees? That’s How the Scream Queens Spent Black Friday. Plus – Another Red Devil was Revealed.
White mink boy shorts.
A big pink Christmas tree.
(Another) Red Devil.
So far it’s been quite a colorful holiday season for the Queens, and it all started with Black Friday (and an unfortunate cross bow incident).
By the way, can we all agree that Dean Munch is part superhuman? She. Just. Won’t. Die.
Here’s what the day after Thanksgiving looked like for those who’ve managed to stay alive at Wallace University:
Chanel Oberlin dreamed of her typical Black Friday: special favors and early access so she didn’t have to mingle with peasants.
She may have escaped the maddening mall rush, but she did end up being shot.
Don’t worry. She’s still alive – but we can’t help but wonder whether this Red Devil is a bad shot, or aiming strategically?
Unfortunately, (new Chief of Police) Denise Hemphill was a bit slow on the draw and the Red Devil got away.
But while we aren’t sure who that Red Devil was, we are sure that PETE is a killer. Yes, Pete.
Grace seriously can’t win. Not only is her boyfriend a Red Devil, her efforts with Chanel to kill Dean Munch are 0 for 2.
First, they attempted to poison Munch with blowfish venom-spiked apple cider. A+ for creativity!
F- for success.
Then, they tried to deep freeze her during a Cryotherapy treatment…
…also unsuccessful. Peace out, pledges.
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