TOY STORY: The Adult Playthings in ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’

Here’s a fun fact: 50 Shades of Grey features 20 minutes of sex within its 100 minute runtime.

That’s 1/5 sex.

That’s a lot of sex.

That’s… related to what we’re discussing today, because today’s topic is “adult toys.” Specifically, the ones you’ll find in 50 Shades of Grey, from speedy vehicles to horsehair whips. See below for these and more.

Fifty Shades of Grey PlaneThe Plane
Christian Grey is very, very rich. Sometimes rich people have planes. Sometimes we get jealous about it because said plane is a sporty two-seater from Germany’s DG Flugzeugbau. It’s got a 20 meter wingspan and sails through the air like some kind of sleek bird with really big wings. Anyway, nice plane.
Audi Spyder 50 shades of greyThe Car
Same goes for Grey’s Audi R8 Spyder, which is a real head-turner of an automobile. The convertible V-10 roadster puts out a whopping 525 horsepower, and the all-wheel drive embarrasses tight curves. The car starts at $130,000 and increases per your customization. Built-in glove box/humidor/Champagne chillers don’t come cheap.
Fifty Shades of Grey BlindfoldThe Blindfold
Now this… is a different kind of toy. For starters, don’t drive with it. That would be a bad idea. Instead, slip this Lelo Intima silk blindfold over the eyes of your associate, and then see where things lead. To a particularly erotic game of Marco Polo, perhaps.
Fifty Shades of Grey HandcuffsThe Handcuffs
These are two leather, locking bracelets joined together by a metal chain. These are not standard police issue. But they are stylish. Okay, your imagination can take it from here.
fifty Shades of Grey whipThe Flogger
What kind of flogger do you have in your sex den? What’s that now? No sex den? Oh. Well, nevertheless, here’s a 14-inch horsehair flogger with a red-and-black braided handle and wrist strap. Consider it a starter piece. Then consider very carefully who’s on the other end of those wrist flicks.

Want more Fifty Shades of Grey? Read How Christian Grey Spends his $2.2 Billion.

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