FILTHY RICH: How Christian Grey Spends His $2.2 Billion

$2.2 billion.

According to Forbes, that’s the estimated worth of Christian Grey.

Well, we double checked the numbers and our accounting team agrees. But the bigger question is what a single billionaire in Seattle would do with this Scrooge McDuck level of money?  Buy helicopters, suits, Omega watches, planes, really fast cars, sex dungeons – so many options.

To help, we’ve highlighted how the leading man in ‘Fifty Shades of Grey‘ spends his pocket change and a little explanation of why.

Fifty Shades of Grey PlaneDG Flugzeugbau Plane
Price: $550,000
Why: Germany engineering. 20 meter wingspan. Two seater. (Or maybe for reenacting scenes from Top Gun.)
Audi Spyder 50 shades of greyAudi R8 Spyder
Price: $129,400
Why: Did we mention that you can build in a humidor and champagne chillers? Your butler will be thrilled.
Fifty shades of grey helicopterEurocopter
Price:
$2,100,100
Why:
Because having an empty helipad is such an eye sore.
Fifty shades pianoFazioli Grand Piano
Price:
$268,999
Why:
Obviously, it’s for practicing his “Chopsticks” and “Thong Song” mashup.
Fifty shades of grey omega watchOmega Speedmaster Moonwatch
Price: $20,400
Why: Repeat – it’s called a “moonwatch.”
Fifty Shades of Grey WatchOmega Aqua Terra Watch
Price: $5,395
Why: Yes, it’s another Omega watch but if you need a backup Omega in a pinch then you’re covered. (Talk about embarrassing.)
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY HOODIEWings + Horns Hoodie
Price: $195
Why: Hey, it’s rainy in Seattle. Even billionaires need to toss the hood up sometimes.
Fifty Shades of Grey BlindfoldLelo Intima Silk Blindfold
Price: $65
Why: Formal piñata parties. Your “Blind Zorro” Halloween costume. And maybe some other recreational activities.
Fifty Shades of Grey HandcuffsLeather Handcuffs
Price: $185
Why: You never know when a very trustworthy friend will allow you to chain them to something.  (Or for the Beverly Hills Cop musical he might be working on.)
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