Well, we double checked the numbers and our accounting team agrees. But the bigger question is what a single billionaire in Seattle would do with this Scrooge McDuck level of money? Buy helicopters, suits, Omega watches, planes, really fast cars, sex dungeons – so many options.
To help, we’ve highlighted how the leading man in ‘Fifty Shades of Grey‘ spends his pocket change and a little explanation of why.
|DG Flugzeugbau Plane|
Why: Germany engineering. 20 meter wingspan. Two seater. (Or maybe for reenacting scenes from Top Gun.)
|Audi R8 Spyder|
Why: Did we mention that you can build in a humidor and champagne chillers? Your butler will be thrilled.
Why: Because having an empty helipad is such an eye sore.
|Fazioli Grand Piano|
Why: Obviously, it’s for practicing his “Chopsticks” and “Thong Song” mashup.
|Omega Speedmaster Moonwatch|
Why: Repeat – it’s called a “moonwatch.”
|Omega Aqua Terra Watch|
Why: Yes, it’s another Omega watch but if you need a backup Omega in a pinch then you’re covered. (Talk about embarrassing.)
|Wings + Horns Hoodie|
Why: Hey, it’s rainy in Seattle. Even billionaires need to toss the hood up sometimes.
|Lelo Intima Silk Blindfold|
Why: Formal piñata parties. Your “Blind Zorro” Halloween costume. And maybe some other recreational activities.
Why: You never know when a very trustworthy friend will allow you to chain them to something. (Or for the Beverly Hills Cop musical he might be working on.)