HIT ON: 21 Pick-Up Lines that Might Actually Work

Valentine’s Day.

It’s happening in 5 days.

And it might requiring you, a potentially date and you saying something charming. (Or something that isn’t offensive.)

To help, we’ve scoured our database to find 21 pick-up lines from film that might actually work.

Strong emphasis on “might.” Good luck out there.

Hitch Will Smith 2005

#1
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
Will Smith, Hitch (2005)

Intolerable Cruelty George Clooney

#2
“Your husband told me you were the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen, but he didn’t say anything about the most beautiful woman I’d ever seen.”
George Clooney, Intolerable Cruelty (2003)

Pretty woman julia roberts

#3
“I appreciate this whole seduction thing you’ve got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I’m a sure thing.”
Julia Roberts, Pretty Woman (1990)

Meg Ryan, Top Gun (1986)

#4
“Take me to bed or lose me forever”
Meg Ryan, Top Gun (1986)

Jon Heder, Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

#5
“I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.”
Jon Heder, Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

Dr. No James Bond

#6
“What are you doing here? Looking for shells?” – Honey Ryder
“No, I’m Just Looking.” – James Bond
James Bond in Dr. No (1962)

Oliver Martinez, Unfaithful (2002)

#7
“Your eyes are amazing, do you know that? You should never shut them, not even at night.”
Oliver Martinez, Unfaithful (2002)

Russell Crowe, A Beautiful Mind (2001)

#8
“I don’t exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex?”
Russell Crowe, A Beautiful Mind (2001)

Ralph Fiennes, The English Patient (1996)

#9
“Swoon. I’ll catch you.”
Ralph Fiennes, The English Patient (1996)

Tom Cruise, Vanilla Sky (2001)

#10
“See, I’ve got this little problem. I’ve got a stalker… I need a cover. I need for you to pretend we’re having a scintillating conversation, and you are wildly entertained.”
Tom Cruise, Vanilla Sky (2001)

Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)

#11
“Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?”
Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)

Gerard Butler, PS I Love You (2007)

#12
“I know what I want, because I have it in my hands right now. You.”
Gerard Butler, P.S. I Love You (2007)

Nicolas Cage, Leaving Las Vegas (1995)

#13
“I really wish that you’d come home with me. You’re so cute and I’m really good in bed, believe me. You smell good, too.”
Nic Cage, Leaving Las Vegas (1995)

Billy Crystal, When Harry Met Sally (1989)#14
“I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”

Billy Crystal, When Harry Met Sally (1989)

Brad Pitt, Thelma and Louise (1991)

#15
“I may be the outlaw, but you’re the one stealing my heart.”
Brad Pitt, Thelma and Louise (1991)

Ryan Gosling, The Notebook (2004)

#16
“I want all of you. Forever. Every day.”
Ryan Gosling, The Notebook (2004)

Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)

#17
“I don’t bite, you know… unless it’s called for.”
Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)

Clark Gable, Red Dust (1932)

#18
“Mind if I get drunk with you?”
Clark Gable, Red Dust (1932)

Seth Rogen, Knocked Up (2007)

#19
“You’re prettier than I am.”
Seth Rogen, Knocked Up (2007)

John Cusack, The Sure Thing (1985)

#20
“How would you like to have a sexual experience so intense it could conceivably change your political views?”
John Cusack, The Sure Thing (1985)

Steve Buscemi, Trees Lounge (1996)

#21
“If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me.”
Steve Buscemi, Trees Lounge (1996)

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