Chanel-O-Ween Gave You a Rotting Pumpkin, and We’re Giving You 7 Reasons to Sleep With the Lights On.
If you’re making a Halloween wish list, be sure to send it to Chanel Oberlin.
Especially if all you’ve ever wanted is a severed head. She’s coming to a city near YOU (but only if you follow her on Instagram…and love her…and tell her that…a lot). Happy Chanel-O-Ween!
Meanwhile, things are getting scary (x’s 100) for the students of Wallace University – did we mention Miss Bean is back?
So put down your Hot Pockets, along with Chanel’s 752 Instagram followers, and fear this:
#1 Stalkers, stalkers are no fun; stalkers, stalkers…carve your face into a pumpkin. You’ve been warned, Chad.
#2 When you call 911 from a haunted house, you disappear. (Bye Zayday!)
#3 You might think it’s a wax replica of Miss Bean’s dead body – BUT IT’S MISS BEAN’S DEAD BODY IRL.
#4 Chanel has her own set of knives (and knows how to sharpen them).
#5 Mess with a pack of hungry girls? Get a gang fight. Especially post-cotton ball binge.
#6 The tides may be turning on KKT’s Queen B (which is ill-advised). Watch your backs, pledges.
#7 Chad Radwell + alone in a graveyard = Ew. Run.
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