Will Episode 5 Send the Top Scream Queen Packing? Chanel Oberlin is MAJ Depressed, and We’re Telling All.
She is fresh off the heels of a very successful Chanel-O-Ween.
The biggest threat to her throne at KKT has been locked away by the Red Devil.
She’s still prancing around her marble hallways in head-to-toe ostrich feathers.
So why is Chanel Oberlin such a sad sack?
#1 Her “husband was shot in Dallas, idiot.”
#2 Her party planner TOTALLY doesn’t get the importance of Black Hairy Tongue Disease. Raise awareness.
#3 She hires someone to take math tests for her. Is that so wrong? (SPOILER ALERT: It is.)
#4 Her mains are totally abandoning her – even candle girl. Yes, even her.
#5 Don’t worry. It’s not all bad for Chanel. Her Missoni turban is seriously amazing.
#6 But now she’s in the clink and she can’t wear Missoni. She has to wear ORANGE! This is so bad.
#7 But then we see the greatest jail departure of all time, and we remember:
Chanel Oberlin is above the law.
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