Death by Louboutin? We Know Who the Red Devil is, and She’s Got Perfect Aim When it Comes to High-End Footwear.
In a sorority house full of designer digs, mostly provided by Uncle Karl, it only makes sense the Red Devil would bring her plan to full completion by stabbing herself in the eye with Chanel’s red Louboutin spikes. Right?
Here’s the skinny on the Scream Queens Season Finale. (Hint: it’s bloody insane.)
It all started with Pete’s heart-to-heart with Grace. He was seconds from revealing the killer…
But we weren’t getting it that easy. The Red Devil showed up and silenced Pete…for good. Love hurts, Grace.
Then, Chanel penned an email to her sisters that would make even Regina George squirm. Surprise! It was put on blast. And everyone hated Chanel…even more than usual.
On the outside, Chanel handled the scrutiny pretty well.
In reality, this bad publicity was doing nothing for her journalist #goals – so she hatched a plan to save the day by revealing the killer: Melanie Dorkus.
But during an attempt to stab her to death with a pair of golden scissors, she was stopped by Grace and Zayday screaming, “We know who the killer is, and it’s not Melanie!”
Grace and Zayday hacked into Dean Munch’s student profiles and realized the killer is one of their own: Hester.
WELL. We knew she was weird, but we didn’t know bathtub baby #2 would go to such extreme lengths to get revenge. Pardon the pun, but stabbing yourself in the eye takes some guts…
…which she promptly blamed on Chanel #5.
In fact, Hester kept the lies going until each and every Chanel was in cuffs (and we aren’t talking fur).
But it wasn’t so bad. Orange suits them well, no?
Not to mention being institutionalized meant there were no boys to stay skinny for (no more cotton balls!) – and Chanel quickly regained her title as Queen B.
As for Hester, she was back at the house for winter rush with Grace and Zayday. Now she’s off the hook, and happy as a one-eyed clam.
And no one could bring her down – not even Dean Munch. With blood on both sets of hands, they declared a truce and promised to kill no more.
But that leaves us with one question? If Hester is murder free, who was this Red Devil!?
We’re dying for Season 2…
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