OSCAR BUZZ: TheTake’s 2016 Movie Awards

 The Official Academy Awards are this weekend, but more importantly, TheTake’s 2016 Movie Awards are right now.

We’re sure this weekend’s Oscars will be a perfectly lovely ceremony.

Leo will finally get a statue, some costume designer will cry and thank her mom…you know the drill.

But let’s get to what you really care about: robots, sunglasses, cars…and leather jackets.

Here are the 20 real winners from last year’s best movies:


Best Martial Artist T-Shirt Worn by a Billionaire: Bruce Lee Gung Fu Scratch Shirt in Avengers: Age of Ultron

Tony Stark Bruce Lee T Shirt

Honorary Award for Excellence in Bikini-Wearing: Jess Barrett (Margot Robbie) in Focus

Margot Robbie Focus Bikini

Best Vehicle for the Transportation of Male Strippers: Rolls Royce Phantom Coupe in Magic Mike XXL

Magic Mike XXL Car

Special Achievement in Eyesight Obstruction Technology: Silk Blindfold in Fifty Shades of Grey

Fifty Shades of Grey Blindfold

Outstanding Performance by a Fire-Spewing Guitar-Player: Doof Warrior in Mad Max: Fury Road

Mad Max Fury Road fire guitar

Best Spherical Robotic Companion: BB-8 in Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Star Wars BB8

Best Ensemble Performance of Biceps, Triceps and Abdominal Muscles: Adonis (Michael B. Jordan) in Creed

Adonis Creed

Outstanding Performance by a Knife Sheath: Hero Knife Sheath in Jurassic World

Jurassic World Knife Sheath

Best Performance as a Martian Landscape: Wadi Rum Desert, Jordan in The Martian

The Martian Location

Stand Out Performance as a Restaurant Serving NBA Champion LeBron James: Barbuto NYC in Trainwreck

Trainwreck Restaurant LeBron

Best Use of an NWA Hat in a Concert Scene: NWA Cap in Straight Outta Compton

Straight Outta Compton NWA Hat

Best Leading Sunglasses in a Spy Thriller: Thierry Lasry Sunglasses in The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

The Man From U.N.C.L.E Sunglasses

Dopest 90’s Air Jordan Sneakers: Nike Air Jordans in Dope

Dope Movie Blue Jordans

Lifetime Achievement Award for Timekeeping: Tissot Chronograph Watch in Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation

Mission Impossible Tissot Watch

Best Use of a Crop Top in an Acapella Comedy: Forever 21 Varsity Crop Top in Pitch Perfect 2

Pitch Perfect 2 Tent Crop Top

Best Use of a Velvet Gown in a Drama About Immortality: Red Velvet Keyhole Gown in The Age of Adeline

Age of Adaline Gucci Dress

Best Use of an Umbrella in an Action Sequence: Wood-Handle Umbrella in Kingsman: The Secret Service

Kingsman Umbrella

Best Supporting Performance in the Trenchcoat Category: Martin Grant Trenchcoat in The Intern

The Intern Trenchcoat

Tom Ford Product of the Year: Tom Ford Bomber Jacket in Spectre

Spectre Bomber Jacket

Special Achievement in Skyscraper Jumping: Lykan Hypersport Coup in Furious 7

Furious 7 Skyscraper Car